Who? Elf-fu is a thirty year old big fat giant girl geek that likes pink, kicking ass in games and chasing cats. In her spare time, she writes in journals like this one and in the one she shares with her husband at 2phatgeeks.com.
I hear ya! UPS used to do that all the time! I finally started asking that things I order come with "signature required" so they wouldn't pull that. Now, I just listen for the barking. There's nothing like DEWS (Doggie Early Warning System)!