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Created on 2005-05-10 00:35:41 (#7066068), last updated 2009-12-23
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| Name: | MellyJellyBeans |
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| Website: | 2phatgeeks |
| ¿Who¿ | ♥The Journal♥ | ✔Friending/Unfriending✔ | ♦Warning♦ |
Melissa Pence is a gigantically fat, white girl geek that was born and raised a good girl in Nova Scotia, Canada. Soon after several disastrous events, such as her birth as well as the realization that bugs suck—she grew up into the fine gelatinous blob of blonde hair and blue eyes we all know and love today. At thirty she has finally come to the grudging conclusion that some anime is acceptable and this frightens her as much as it should frighten you. While Mel appreciates animated story series, Mel is not so very much into the whole anime movement, its very scary fan base and the other sides of it. Some of her (not-so) secret favorite series are Bleach, Hellsing, Gankutsuou, Darker than Black, Samurai Champloo, Speed Grapher, Paprika, Seirei no Moribito (Guardian of the Sacred Spirit), Ergo Proxy, The Twelve Kingdoms, Haibane Renmei, and a few countless others that may further assist you in questioning her sanity. She is married to a fellow geek who she keeps shackled under her computer desk in order to ensure she has the best rig possible and that when ever something goes wrong, like, “there’s a ring-ting-ting in my computer and I can’t find my other earring anywhere!”, he’ll always be there to fix it. On the days she lets him out, he works at a bank. Someday when Mel grows up, she’d like to be a reasonable digital artist, polymer clay artist, as well as a decent photographer. So far, she’s figured out what the button on the computer and camera do. She also likes to pretend to be pretentious and smart sounding with this third person biography stuff. |
Her journal covers all aspects of her life, from the disgustingly human, humor, humane and horrific of the mundane. Her writing, emo poetry and more private matters are occasionally friends locked. The rest is left to scare away the unwary. There will be meme's. Oh yes. There will be meme's. But don't worry, they'll be buried in between posts bitching about bitchtastic stuff, as well as posts about games, computers, the internet, bitching, and games. Maybe some bitching. Also, Mel's sense of humor tends to run along side that of a very immature twelve year old; to the dry, sarcastic fine wine of an adult she pretends to be. Expect fart jokes, the word poop and some times weeks of the cute squishy girl stuff that might make you wish you could take some sporks, melt them in the microwave, and shove them into your eyes just to make it stop. |
Mel befriends live journals randomly with those she shares interests in. Since it is her journal, no doubt like most of her readers, she reserves the right to reciprocate friending at her own discretion. Defriending is rare but generally only done because someone has removed her from their friends list, occasionally with some sort of explanation or reason given, privately or publicly. Mel doesn't expect those who friend her to comment EVERYDAY OMGWTFBBQ as she doesn't comment on her friends journals all the time either. Sparse comments does not mean however, that she doesn't read. She reads you. Probably everyday. If you MUST have, expect, CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT OH LAWD GOD comments to everything you write in your journal then you probably don't want to friend Mel. Anonymous commenting is ALLOWED, however IP address logging is also ON. If you're the type that likes to drive by and drop a 'u suck' without backing up why, this is also probably not the journal for you. |
This journal is the journal of a role playing, drawing, big, huge, fat fucking geek, who motherfucking some times uses god damn strong fucking language. She sometimes discusses gross shit, some times normal stuff, sometimes very private stuff openly or behind filters. This journal is the journal of a human being who is candid, blunt, human, imperfect, rambling, hyperactive, 30 and still loving pink and most of all? The personal journal for elf_fu. She is going to post whatever the hell she wants on it. If you don't like that you do not have to stay. |
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