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YOUR ELF FU IS WEAK

Melissa Pence is a gigantically fat, white girl geek that was born and raised a good girl in Nova Scotia, Canada. Soon after several disastrous events, such as her birth as well as the realization that bugs suck—she grew up into the fine gelatinous blob of blonde hair and blue eyes we all know and love today.

At twenty-nine she has finally come to the grudging conclusion that some anime is acceptable and this frightens her as much as it should frighten you. Her (not-so) secret favorites are Bleach, Hellsing, Gankutsuou, Darker than Black, Seirei no Moribito (Guardian of the Sacred Spirit), Ergo Proxy, The Twelve Kingdoms, Haibane Renmei, and a few countless others that may futher assist you in questioning her sanity.

She is married to a fellow geek who she keeps shackled under her computer desk in order to ensure she has the best rig possible and that when ever something goes wrong, like, “there’s a ring-ting-ting in my computer and I can’t find my other earring anywhere!”, he’ll always be there to fix it. On the days she lets him out, he works at a bank.

Someday when Mel grows up, she’d like to be a reasonable digital artist as well as a decent photographer. So far, she’s figured out what the button on the computer and camera do.

Her journal covers all aspects of her life, from the disgustingly human, humor, humane and horrific of the mundane. Her writing, emo poetry and more private matters are occasionally friends locked. The rest is left to scare away the unwary.

LINKS

• elf_fu's deviant art
• elf_fu's prints
• 2phatgeeks.com
• Pet Abuse.com
• The Humane Society of the United States
• Guild Cafe
• Mutual Endeavors
• Life in the garden of eden.
• Zaraki&Yachiru fanfiction