You Are Sookie

You've never really fit in anywhere. You're very different - and everyone around you knows it. You are very intuitive, to the point of reading minds. You know things that you rather not know. You can be easily overwhelmed by the burdens of others. You prefer to be alone or with the person you love. You're not as innocent as you look. People expect you to be a pushover, but you're really a fighter.

SOOOOOOOOOOKEEEEEH!
BEEEL!
SOOOOKAH!
BEEELL!
SOOKEH!

the_dream_king asked me to name my top five favorite words in my original Top Five Meme post. They change week to week and my current top five now will be different in one week. Here they are in no specific order than five:

1.) ten - e - brous
–adjective
dark; gloomy; obscure.

One of my favorites because I got tired of seeing myself use darkly dark darkest dark dark darking darks, so I went searching for something else delicious to replace the word dark.

2.) lack - a⋅- dai -⋅si⋅- cal
–adjective
1. without interest, vigor, or determination; listless; lethargic: a lackadaisical attempt.
2. lazy; indolent: a lackadaisical fellow.

It's a good word. Say it. It's a funny, good word. It's harsh and it's sort of all willy nilly like a body sprawled all over a bed. I like it and found it out of a need to replace: laze, lazy, lazily, which is something I use too much of in my rp.

3.) som⋅no⋅lent
–adjective
1. sleepy; drowsy.
2. tending to cause sleep.

I saw this word first used by Eden, a role play character I had the pleasure to role play in the same room with when the Medieval Tavern wasn't a sprawling black hole of lurk-suck. When she used it in one of her lines I clattered over to dictionary.com and have been hoarding it's deliciousness ever since.

4.) a - droit
–adjective
1. expert or nimble in the use of the hands or body.
2. cleverly skillful, resourceful, or ingenious: an adroit debater.

Because I role play a drow, and using the words "grace," and "graceful" for me would just be too much. Everyone knows generally, that drow and elves are liquid sex magic when they move about--(okay, so maybe that's how I see it), but using the word grace was making ME tired. Looking for other ways of saying it and describing it made me happier.

5.) ban - tam
–noun
1. (often initial capital letter) a chicken of any of several varieties or breeds characterized by very small size.
2. a small and feisty or quarrelsome person.

Both 1 and 2 could describe several of my own side characters, and because I like to say it. BAN-TAM. Sounds like a good comic book punch!

Please ask me to post my list of "Top Fives" in any category of your choice.
(E.g., "What are your top five favorite songs/pet peeves/hobbies, etc.")

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And so that this post is not completely about a meme:

In that five-things-meme going around, fox_bard gave me:

role play
fantasy
geekdom
photography
scatological humour (hooray poop!)

Role Play - I do it, I bitch about it, I love it, I hate it, I must do it. It's just a hobby for me much like some play D&D or MMORPG's or other games. It is entirely difficult to explain to someone who doesn't do it.

fantasy - My favorite genre of all time, ever was ever will be. The eerie and beautiful elves, amazing magic.

geekdom - The one place I belong.

photography - I want to find my own personal magic in the everyday, and show it to everyone.

scatalogical humor - High brow, low brow, either way, things are funny. Being a human is funny. I think the best way I can explain as to why poop jokes are funny to me is this: there's a comic floating around with a man asking another, pretty much, "Why are you being so serious? You came out of a vagina."

More or less, that's my take on things.

I stole this from msanborn and I have been giggling for twenty minutes.

You Are Asparagus

You're not exactly subtle. You seduce people by being highly suggestive. And surprisingly, it works. Your outrageous ways are very appealing. You always try to look as sexy as possible. Even if it means being a bit inappropriate. You somehow always manage turn the vibe sexual. You have more fun when everyone is being naughty!

I R ASPARAGUS

PS. Valentines day. Two days. Where are your valentinr's so I can be all up in that?! Look people you can be anonymous and tell me to go die in a fire too, DON'T BE SHY.

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As per requested by terrorcandy I read the worst fanfic I found. ENJOY.

Part of the: RECORDING MEME! Ask me to say/sing/recite/read out loud something!

Seriously.

Anything.

Who said I had to do it or else Ikkaku RAEP FACE would haunt my dreams forever. (That's a lie)

RECORDING MEME! Ask me to say/sing/recite/read out loud something!

Seriously.

Anything.

I am a whore for your lulz.

I have sketched two things today, traditionally. A rough body shot and a human skull.

Maybe I can sit down and actually get through each piece of the human body, and then work up to muscle and THEN MAYBE I WILL LEARN HOW TO DRAW FUFUFUFUFU

My commentary will be in this delightful nose bleed red.


Occupying the 7th position on the Chinese Zodiac, the Horse symbolizes such character traits as strength, energy, and an outgoing nature. Extremely animated, Horses thrive when they’re the center of attention. (lololololololololol)Always in search of a good time, Horses keep the crowds happy with their humor and their wit.(Heheheheh poop. ::Example of wit::)

Horses are extremely intelligent so they’re able to grasp new subjects with ease.(YEA THS RGHT M SMRT) They’re also capable of multi-tasking however they don’t always finish what they start because they’re forever chasing the next opportunity (Ohhh, so the whole being ADHD sugar high retard thing was JUST MY IMAGINATION!) Horses are honest, friendly and open-minded. They’re perhaps a bit too centered on themselves and have been known to throw tantrums when situations don’t go their way. (Yes. Just yesterday I fell down on the floor of the kitchen, starting screaming at the top of my lungs because Shawn wouldn't let me have a ferrett. Last week I did it in the cookie aisle of publix.)

Health

Horses are very healthy, (THIS HERE BLOB O BELLY IS WHERE I STORE ALL ME MUSCLES.) most likely because they maintain a positive outlook on life (craaaaaaaaaawling in my skiiiiiiiiiin :(((( ) and because they’re athletic.(I race my cat to the fridge ALL the time!) Lead Horses to wide, open spaces and watch them run free! Horses will usually only feel ill when they’re trapped inside.

Career

Horses enjoy positions in which they can interact with others.( I fucking hate people >:-( ) They aren’t fond of taking orders (This is remarkably true. I hate being told what to do with the intensity of one thousand angry kittens, claws out, sliding down your inner thigh.) and they’ll run from jobs they consider routine. They’re able to grasp new subjects with ease (What? N--What? No.....What?!) making them capable of handling most any job. They’re effective communicators and they enjoy power.(MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) Good career choices for Horses include: publicist, sales representative, journalist, language instructor, translator, bartender, performer, tour operator, librarian or pilot.

Relationships

Horses, being spontaneous, have a tendency to fall fast and hard for others. They tend to give themselves fully in each new relationship a quality that ends up chipping away at their inner being. Fortunately, this exhausting trait mellows with age and relationships are stronger and more stable later in life.

Okay so I thought this was about 50% accurate and 50% smoking street grade crack. Some of the negative traits were correct, some weren't, most of the negative did not seem like me at all. But, you know, you guys will be able to see my horrid parts better than me so I dunno--it suits enough. :D

Your turn!